Quotes and Shenanigans

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What's said in Umbagog...
doesn't stay in Umbagog.

Some selected quotes from are daily shenanigans on DA, in Skype, and while writing and drawing.

Warning, stupid jokes ahead.

WELCOME TO UMBAGOG
YOUR COMFORT ZONE JUST GOT SHIPPED TO CHINA
LOL YOU STAY HERE SILLY
-Terri 

No. Thus yes. That's the thing, see? Whenever we go "OH GOD WHYYY?" that's when we know we've hit gold. If the reaction is that visceral, then something's right. Something's right about the wrong.
--Fable 

awe poor binx
ill have to make you look more traumatized than that
-Siaorie 

Fable: IN SOME WAYS I'm a touch disappointed with myself with Lamia
OH HEY ERIN MAKE A FEMALE CHARACTER
this character is interested in BABIES and SEX
WOW
way to Hollywood
Terri: Well, thankfully she's eating said babies 

If it’s funny enough, it must be canon 
- Fable 

Facility : Help wanted, *health insurance, sick days, and liability claims not included*
‘comfort zones’ caution: destruction 24/7-  

I make horrible like
I don't know
Slugs make slime or something
--Scylla 

(on metamorphosis)
Fable: this stage is gonna become a huge contest between everyone, isn't it?
Terri: FUCK YEAH
I'm looking forward to seeing people try to one-up me
COME AT ME BRO
I have to set the bar
Fable: I could one up you with this alone
Terri: I'm sure you could, Fable
Fable: "felt like lemon juice crawling through his veins"
Scylla: ...
Terri: AUGH
WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THAT
DAMMIT
Fable: gotcha
Terri: you win this round, Fable 

(while reading about Jade throwing bombs)
Fable: yeah toss them molotov cockatiels
PARROT TO THE FACE
Rodeo: YES
YES
YES
Terri: and the parrot would be angry as shit
because it's on fire
Rodeo: FLAMING PARROTS
it's SUPER EFFECTIVE
Goolsby: .... a flaming parrot would kind of be like a rainbow on fire huh? /random
Terri: the parrot will FUCK YOUR SHIT UP
Fable:
yeah
so take that angry conure
and SET IT ON FIRE
HOLY SHIT IT'S A PHOENIX TO YOUR FACE!
AND IT'S CUSSING THE WHOLE TIME
DIE MOTHERFUCKER! it says as it lands on your nose and pecks out your eyes 

“I dunno, I was sober when I started.”
--Fable 

“Pregnancy during zombie-tiem is bad...I'm not going to run around with a fucking car alarm attached to me, trying to survive.”
-Liz 

Clint: "it was him" should be "it was he." Porn should have immaculate grammar. 

Fable: Comparing periods is like dick-waving for women
Meg: When it comes to menstruating I win. I get to wear the tampon crown 

SAD GIRL STIMULUS DETECTED. TWOSUGARSTRON MUST OUTPUT SYMPATHY RESPONSE. BEEP! BOOP!
--Meg 

“His life aspirations are to do laundry, see a unicorn and CHOKE DIS BITCH OUT!! XD”
--Meg (on TS towards Percy) 

If we picture my characters on a football field, with distance describing their relation to me: Jack is closest, Corpse Eater is several yards away, John is in the end zone, and Michael crossed the earth before arriving right behind me breathing on my neck. But Ravage is on my head and Soolee is in my pocket.”
--Fable 

Meg: Sugars and Death. Together again XD
Terri : oh god
oh gooooooood this is going to be amazing
Fable: sugars would be played by elijah wood
and death is alan rickman
Terri : fable
you just made this
so much better
death's voice is now Alan Rickman's
Meg : With the snape intonation and everything xD
Terri: god yes
this is amazing
Meg : Snape shall use Frodo as his fuck puppet
Fable: it's like some sort of twisted 34 

(regarding a confrontation between Two Sugars and Persephone)
Meg: "Beg pardon ma'am...this will only take a moment but umm....would you be so kind as to step on my chest for a moment?"
Liz: Percy might.
Meg: "If you could just...put the heel of you boot...in my mouth -- it won't take long! Just...just a second or two...please..."
Death: While you're standing on his face...allow me to make it worth your while. Have you ever been wing-fucked, my dear?
Death: Just make sure your legs are far enough apart...I'll look after everything else...
Fable: how would that even physically work?
i mean, the membranes...
are those claws on the ends?
Meg: He has long-ish ends on his wings and they re very flexible
Fable: ah....right....
WELP he could probably get in deeper than michael at least
Meg: Not claws...more like giant fingers...
giant...multi jointed finges...
completely controlled by Death XD
Fable: i think Michael would have to wear mittens or something before attempting that
aren't there kitty claw covers?
Meg: PREPARE THE SEX MITTENS!!!
me: he needs giant sized ones
Liz: FFFT
I AM TRYING TO WRITE SRS GAIZ
Fable: oh else he's gotta figure out that damn tongue
Meg: That sounds like something Gunther would say to imitate the Master and discuss the Cat...just add a comma
Prepare the sex, Mittens 

(on canon Michael/Percy porn)
Liz: Oh god.
Erin
What have we done
Fable: I DON'T KNOW 

(on Gunther’s...appetites)
Fable:he liked the bayou but gators don't pester easy
Fable: and aren't creative
CrazyRodeoGirl: awh, no fun then :(
CrazyRodeoGirl: poor gunther
Laced: *snickers*
Terri: every once in a while he probably wanders back for a good-ol'-fashioned gator roll
Fable: "fuck yes my neck gawd!!"
CrazyRodeoGirl: can't beat swamp lovin', apparently
Terri: he like
Terri: crawls out of the water an hour later
Terri: and has a cigarette
Terri: just so relaxed
Terri: "was it good for you?" 

Fable:  Yes, those are two dead things fucking-- eating another dead thing. 

Fable: *Bird hops in lap.*  Please don’t bite my cooch! 

the day I write gabe porn is the day laced stops getting raped by michael
--Willow 

Siaorie~ there needs to be a goat running through umbagog and suddenly a survivor witnesses buzzard swoop down and snatch it.. like something out of jurassic park
Ceylon ~ Suddenly BLEAT and goat is gone
save a leg 

(On Hellen learning about zombie sex)
Liz: IT WAS BAD ENOUGH THAT SHE HAD TO WORRY ABOUT ZOMBIES EATING HER. NOW SHE HAS TO WORRY ABOUT ZOMBIES "EATING" HER. 

Scy: I would be a rich lady if all the awful things in my head paid rent 

Willow: also. torsos are shit.
Fable: yeah fuck torsos
Fable: why do we need those things anyway? 

Medvetis: Every time i look on the screen to see what's going on, I see zombie dick somewhere
Medvetis: Why, why did I join this group? XD 

Terri: somehow Michael doesn't strike me as the pudding type of guy
Terri: not unless it was like
Terri: really fancy pudding
Laced: Annnnd now I want chocolate mousse
Laced: fuck
Terri: noooooooooooooooooo
Fable: i don't see how he would refuse pudding
Noreen: Man I have to make some tonight
Fable: i mean it's pudding
Terri: true
Fable: i don't care how evil you are
Fable: it's pudding
Terri: pudding is pretty awesome
Fable: pudding doesn't have an alignment 

“screw that. There are hundreds of sites where weaklings like you can cry about how you were dumb enough to tangled with people like us. I can't speak for anyone here, but I get tired of having to pretend to act like you bunny rabbits to get by. This one site, is where people like me can actually be ourselves. you have no right to be here.”

Fable: that's in a non-narc support thread
Fable: that there is fucking amazing
Fable: they're more or less saying shit like "i am getting better, now BOW BEFORE ME AND MY AWESOMENESS AT GETTING BETTER!"
Fable: annnnnd this is why Michael will never be "cured"
Circuitdruid: XD i can feel the gettingbetterness! 

Hayley: i was so tempted to make a Michael in Skyrim
Fable: a michael in skyrim?
Fable: haha
Fable: i can't imagine him without the cajun bs
Laced: FUS RO CHER 

And then Richard decided that he’d had enough of the Cat’s bullshit and shot everyone in the face. The end.
The Cat: CURSE U RICHARD, U KNEW MY SECRET WEAKNESS. MY BRAIN. 

Meg: Gotta write an about author page....UGGGGGGHHHH
Fable:fuck those
   just make it ridiculous
Meg:I need it for publishers
   so they can see my website and think I'm cool
Fable: "Meg is SUPER MEGA AWESOME SPECIAL. She wrote this whole novel with her BEAR FISTS"
   "that's right, FISTS MADE OF BEARS"
Meg: insert pic of me with bears for hands 

Fable: clint asked
   do your hands hibernate in the winter?
   cuz u have bear hands?
Meg: Mine?
Meg: That would explain the amount of work I'm getting done XD 

Siaorie: ah..hmmm what if i... change this
Siaorie: crap now im seeing problems XD
Siaorie: craap now i cant see how this made sense to me five min ago
Clint: Good. It's like the Matrix. You start seeing all the ones and zeros floating around. 

(Kit gives Jade a chocolate bar that he found)
Crazy: She will love you forever now

Love is bought with chocolate


Dro: yeah, that was all he needed to so all this time

first meeting with Jade, give chocolate, no angst required in order to bed her


Crazy: lolnope 

Clint: “If Laced starts asking for Michael in designer underwear, then we should start worrying.” 

Noreen: And then of course she bawwwwws in the shower
Noreen: FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS
Noreen: SHOWER WAS BAD IDEA
Fable: pulls out a shampoo she grabbed from the mall
Fable: stares at it
Fable: CRIES SOME MORE
Fable: SHAMPOO MADE ME CRY
Fable: THIS ISN'T NO TEARS
Noreen: KFFF
Fable: JOHNSON AND JOHNSON, YOU LIED TO ME 

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Nono, you set macaws on fire to make a phoenix. They've got those nice long tails, and are bigger than conures so take longer to burn so they have more time to scratch your eyes out. =P