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How My Period Works by FablePaint How My Period Works by FablePaint
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EDIT:
A lot of people are expressing concern for my health over this. I'll alleviate some worry: this calendar is largely a joke. While I do have longer than average periods, it's not QUITE as extreme as this. The exaggeration was for comedy purposes.
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:iconsaigeaerys:
Saigeaerys Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Heh... 😳 I know how you feel... 🐵🐵🐵
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:iconkittybuu22:
KittyBuu22 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!
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:iconkrysiis:
Krysiis Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
fucking tRUE
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:iconmagicwave10:
Magicwave10 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol
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:iconbeatlesandwebkinz:
BeatlesandWebkinz Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I just had the worst cramp ever. I was watching South Park, and I started to get cramps... It hurt more, and more until it was sharp. I was in this weird position the entire time.. 
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:iconsonic767:
Sonic767 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
People still consider my dick list serious, like when girls consider this picture to be serious.

I can't believe how much I'm laughing.
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:iconspogo:
spogo Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is 1 of the reasons I want to be a boy. Seriously, boys don't have to deal with ANYTHING. I'm so jealous of them...
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:iconsampea:
sampea Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014
Yes, Well, almost. Like, if you openly cry when you're a boy, I don't think it passes as well as when you're a girl. Also, they can't sing as high as we can. Also, all this period pain is there so we can have a baby at all times during the year.


But dang right, I would love to get rid of those pains and most of all, these round things on my chest.
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:iconspogo:
spogo Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
U ARE NOT ALONE.
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:iconsampea:
sampea Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014
But you gotta admit a big scar like this is not very attractive:

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:iconspogo:
spogo Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That looks painful...
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GatsbyGeek Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
ive lost so many cute pairs of underwear because of my period and my boyfriend always gives me crap for complaining about it so i showed him this and it shut him right up! :)
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:iconsophie-cheetah:
Sophie-Cheetah Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014
anyone else get the mini heart attack when you feel blood on your underpants or a serious cramp in the middle of class?
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:iconcelestial-rainstorm:
Celestial-Rainstorm Featured By Owner May 18, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Heh-heh, I know the feeling. Mine can last for 5-7 days and they are HEAVY (I can largely relate to the three pairs of underwear later panel). 

I once had one that lasted two full weeks. 
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:iconvampycat626:
vampycat626 Featured By Owner May 5, 2014
ha! i hate that eternal spotting aswell!
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:icontotaldramafan18:
totaldramafan18 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014  Student Artist
Same with my mine just started
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Fluffydragonpuppy Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2013
Haha, good thing mine's winding down right now. :iconohalrightplz: It's usually only five days, and my cramps will feel like minor constipation. It's tolerable. :meow:
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:iconkeishikouen:
keishikouen Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
If I meet God in the near future, I'm going to ask him WHY he made periods so painful and so messy. If he doesn't give me a REALLY good answer, I'm going to punch him in the face. I don't care if it gets me a one way ticket to Hell, the joke will be on Satan. "Hell hath no fury like a woman on her monthlies."

Sorry if that sounds blasphemous but it's true!!
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:iconspogo:
spogo Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
God must get beaten up ALOT for making periods...
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:iconkeishikouen:
keishikouen Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I wish he did. -.-
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:iconspogo:
spogo Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
*beats up God*
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:icontigerdemon12:
TigerDemon12 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Blame Eve!
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:iconunknownerrorfound:
unknownErrorfound Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I salute you.
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:iconkeishikouen:
keishikouen Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Thanks!
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:iconkathwolf:
KathWolf Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2013
I has period.
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:iconarticriver:
articriver Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Hahahahhahah! SO TRUE!
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:iconmaryfersstiger:
maryfersstiger Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Yep! :3
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:iconluvidee:
luvidee Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013
Did not have period yet
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:iconarticriver:
articriver Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Your lucky, I promise!
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:iconsaira-dragon:
Saira-Dragon Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2013
i died laughing seeing this im serious XD
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:iconasksnappednfen:
AsksnappedNFEN Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
((


Ke week before: *wakes up at 12 AM* I want a sandwich....O.O

1ST day: welp, finally. Now for the SHIITTTTTTTT MY STOMACH IS BEING EATENVBY AN ALIEN PARASITE

2ND DAY: BLOOD BLOOD EVERYWHERE O.O

3RD DAY: WHERE'S MAH FUCKIN PADS????

4TH DAY: HOW AM I NOT DEAD FROM BLOODLOSS

5TH: finally. Its slowing down...


6TH: almost over...

7TH: what the hell OH COME ON NOW THE OLD BROWN BLOOD TOO???))
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:iconcelestial-rainstorm:
Celestial-Rainstorm Featured By Owner May 18, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yup. This is has been put into beautiful words. 
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:iconsonic767:
Sonic767 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Having a dick is not so great either
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:iconfablepaint:
FablePaint Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013  Professional Filmographer
Does it bleed and feel like it's turning inside out?
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:iconsonic767:
Sonic767 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
No, but this does happen.

1, nowadays, dicks are seen as the grossest invention ever for society, and most women hate them all, so you can't say you exactly have one without expecting to be called "the same as other men" or a "dirty man". Without a lady, you can't have a baby...unless you like sticking it inside of other men and they like it as well.

2, if you're the unfortunate 30%, your penis WILL lean in an unexpected way, will make you unable to have sex unless you operate it to move it's position a little, and erections will hurt. A lot. And that is every second!

3. Having an erection everywhere is the most embarrassing thing ever. Worse if you have tight pants. Imagine yourself, in class, getting up to go whenever, and there's a stick sticking out in your pants. Everyone would laugh, wouldn't they.

4. Stimulation ain't that great. Usually, masturbation doesn't feel that good than women's masturbation. We don't have multiple orgasms, and we have to cool off, because there's a 60% of men that get cramps after having their orgasm.

5. As you have your periods, we have mating seasons. When a women's period usually start, our mating seasons usually start. We get incredibly horny and that takes over us...unless you have a really strong will or really don't notice.

6. Blue balls. A fact that must never be forgotten. If a man gets horny and does absolutely nothing about it, the balls contract and give unbearable pain (Like if someone's squishing them with a claw), and this can go for weeks. The difference between periods and blue balls, it's blue balls can happen any time.

7. To clean it, you must turn it inside out while it's non erect. That hurts a lot, instead of sliding a little tube that spews water.

8. The usual way to pee is while standing, and we can get the triple river. If you can pee while sitting down that's fine.

9. If you're unfortunate, you will get a circumcision thanks to your family, and that will make sex less pleasurable and less likely.

There's more, but I'm just covering the basics.
So yeah, It's not great to have a dick either.
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:iconsampea:
sampea Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014
I feel better, now! Thank you for doing this little list. :) :)
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:iconsonic767:
Sonic767 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Are you being sarcastic
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:iconsampea:
sampea Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2014
No, not at all.
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:iconsonic767:
Sonic767 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
k
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Fluffydragonpuppy Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2013
Wow, I had no idea having a dick had this many disadvantages. :( Thank god I'm a female. :iconinekoitplz: Come to think of it, I'd rather bleed from my vagina than publicly have a stick in my pants.
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:iconsonic767:
Sonic767 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Are you being sarcastic?
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:iconfluffydragonpuppy:
Fluffydragonpuppy Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013
No, I actually had no idea that having a dick had disadvantages like this. :|
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:iconsonic767:
Sonic767 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Now you know.
And now you know why I hate being a man in this new world.
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:iconfablepaint:
FablePaint Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2013  Professional Filmographer
Dude you are making my boyfriend and me crack up here.
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:iconsonic767:
Sonic767 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ain't that the point?
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:iconkenaiandkoda:
KenaiandKoda Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Mine only lasts 5 days, but I don't get spotting before it so it catches me off guard from time to time.
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:iconpoofiedogg:
poofiedogg Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2013
mines 5 days. :/
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:iconlauryn413:
lauryn413 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
mine is only a week...
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:iconterraaqua:
TerraAqua Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2013
how mine works
June: nothing
July: nothing
August: mom this isn't normal
September
First week: still nothing
Second week: Nope
First Day: Mom I think I have food poisoning( saw blood) shit
Second day: FUCK YOU MATH!!!!!!
Third day: I need Dove NOW
Fourth day: Spotting
The End
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LadyQueenBee Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
my period is only three to four days long.
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